Well, I thought it was funny

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my WORD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. LOOKOUT! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!

The wife stared at him.

“What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied,

“I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

I have not personally found this approach to be effective, but kudos to the husband for his creativity.

5 thoughts on “Well, I thought it was funny

  1. I used this myself after I heard the joke and it didn’t change my behind-the-wheel experiences thereafter, but my wife did think it was pretty funny too.

    Shalom

  2. I think I have it figured out.

    She says “You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
    The guy says “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

    So it means that the guy is just letting his wife know that he is a very bad driver because he fries eggs and drives at the same time.

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