Alethea: Daddio, look how much money I have!
Daddio: You should put some in your bank and give some back to God.
Ethan: How do you give money to God? Do you put it in the mail?
Overheard in the Long Home
Alethea: Daddio, look how much money I have!
Daddio: You should put some in your bank and give some back to God.
Ethan: How do you give money to God? Do you put it in the mail?
Long-ing For Life 
Man, that’s hilarious. Although, he does ask a good question!