Guaranteed to Provide Significant Psychosomatic Benefit
***Warning, ifΒ this elixir travels through the esophagus in reverse it may cause discomfort. However, the pleasure of its original consumption may overpower the regret.***
Ingredients:
One bottle Hot (or Medium, if you insist) Salsa
One can family size Tomato soup
2 onions; 1 red, 1 white
1 cup Apple Cider Vinegar
1 lemon
1 entire cluster of garlic
1 jalapeno pepper
fresh ginger root
3 tsps Thyme (approx.)
3 tsps Oregano (approx.)
Instructions:
Dice, chop, and/or puree the fresh ingredients, then add to saucepan with tomato soup, salsa, and ACV.
Squeeze in lemon juice then cut into smaller chunks and cook 1 half of lemon with soup (remove before serving)
The longer you cook this mashup of deliciousness, the better it will be.
Actually tastes pretty darn good. It will, however, increase the running of the nose and the fluidity of the tear ducts.
Whatever you do, DO NOT rub your eyes during the preparation of this elixir, or anytime in the 4-6 hours afterwards.
NOTE: this delicious and healthy elixir is not a substitute for whatever your doctor may prescribe or recommend.
Long-ing For Life 
This might be more than just an anti-flu elixir. It might also double as a paint remover and engine block cleaner!
My son mentioned the experience of eating this soup yesterday and was talking about how hot it was. He did say it was decent tasting (I thought it was fantastic), but in his childhood memory, it was mostly just spicy!